‘It’s the perfect gift for that person who has everything.’
‘What is it?’
‘It’s a life clock with camouflaging wristband to suit all wardrobes that counts down the days left in your life. Unfortunately, we can’t guarantee the watch for a lifetime.’
‘Why not? Will the battery run out?’
‘No, fate steps in occasionally with accidental deaths,’ he said with air quotes.
‘You can’t predict a lifespan.’
‘Sure, it’s just science you know.’
‘But this is a life clock.’
‘To beat the mundane days and to help you make better life choices for your future.’
‘I’ll take two.’
Side note ~ apparently some scientists have created a life-clock for real!
Would you buy one?